WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 15 OCT 2012
“Your life has continually been hampered by people who are not excellent to each other.” Avoid all things bogus in How to Become a Dude Who Parties On.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
MON 08 OCT 2012
“This was actually the subject of some very heated discussions here at GoobNet headquarters.” Discover who totally has an irrational hatred directed at the ineligible man downfield signal in Forty Third Down.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 01 OCT 2012
“The game recap hilariously listed the unsportsmanlike conduct as a 20 yard penalty.” Decide how many yards a thoughtless opining penalty would be in Seventeenth Down.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 24 SEP 2012
“We have still been unsuccessful in launching our 24 hour sports news network, for reasons that will forever be a mystery to us.” Determine whether Commissioner Dole is available on such short notice in Flags That We Will Pick Up.
MON 17 SEP 2012
“Note that peanuts are taken.” Vote for animal crackers or rice cakes in The Charms of Shreveport.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 10 SEP 2012
“And with this affordable alternative to air travel, there’s really no reason not to take advantage of this special opportunity and access any destination in this nation that you’d care to.” Get all your ΔΠΔ brothers and sisters together on the Spring Break Express to HEARTANDSOUL Phase 4 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 03 SEP 2012
“The Parking Point Designator or PPD angle, which the PM pilot gives her from the PGNS, tells her where to look along the horizontal scale to find the place where the computer thinks they are going to park.” Indicate to the computer that there’s no way you are going to fit between those two SUVs as you make An Eagerly Anticipated Arrival.
MON 27 AUG 2012
“Many of you are here today.” Make sure that everyone woke up in time to get off at Tucson in HEARTANDSOUL Phase 3 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 20 AUG 2012
“So I guess you could call this a catastro-Feck-up.” Come to the conclusion that we are making no Fecking sense as you discover that Gosh, That Wang is XL.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
MON 13 AUG 2012
“It has been far too long.” Know how long is long enough in Copper and Marshmallows.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
MON 06 AUG 2012
“What kinds of things are not acceptable to tweet?” Determine whether you should keep your thoughts about the number of Africans in Greece to yourself [hint: ναι] in Stump Edvard and Win a Gold Medal.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Summer Olympics
MON 30 JUL 2012
“Information below is accurate, if at all, as of SUN 29 JUL 2012.” Come face to face with another opportunity to locate the GoobNet Super Factual Error in Please Proceed Directly to Some Other Lane.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
MON 23 JUL 2012
“You can now access the home cities of seventeen of the nineteen Major League Soccer clubs.” Be impatient for the addition of the Rocky Mountain Cup in HEARTANDSOUL Phase 2 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 16 JUL 2012
“Dude, seriously, that LA to Vegas line cannot open soon enough.” Dude, you should totally talk to that hot chick in the next car on Connections Available During Phase 1.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 09 JUL 2012
“You will see that we have plenty of system maps and timetables available.” Realise that there is no need to wait for HEARTANDSOUL Phase 1 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 02 JUL 2012
“We hope we can count on your support in getting this proposal off the ground.” Determine whether Fargo, ND gets its due in See the USA From Your Sleeping Bay.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
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