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KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

INTERACTION: WOMEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTACLES

"Kick their asses for us! Wooooooooooo! Red power, eh!" Support silly outfits in silly outfits in Interaction: Women's World Cup Spectacles.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

YOU GO CHERYL

"She did have a brief fling with the goalpost, but it just didn't treat her right." Terminate unfulfilling relationships in You Go Cheryl.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Women’s World Cup

LETTER YOUR GAME TODAY

"What do you mean you punched your own kidney?" Make violence the answer in Letter Your Game Today.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

SLAP UPSIDE THE BRAIN

"You admit to a callous disregard to the very people whose money you want to take." Recognise your inner selfish bastard in SLAP Upside the Brain.

Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP

INTERACTION: CAN TENNIS SAVE ITSELF?

"Eeh, you know. Could be worse." Always look on the bright side of life in Interaction: Can Tennis Save Itself?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Tennis

NATIONAL PRIDE AND OTHER MISCONCEPTIONS

"What can you say about a national anthem that was built by uniting a fairly lame poem with a drinking song?" Verify the influence of alcohol on popular culture in National Pride and Other Misconceptions.

Keywords: Support, SPEED

LET'S PLAY ZERO

"Come on everyone. You know where we're going with this." Interact in unsurprising fashion in Let's Play Zero.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA

TURN OFF, TUNE OUT, STUMP EDVARD

"Naturally, we Californians can sympathise and offer this helpful advice: Ha ha! You suck!" Generate inappropriate responses to inappropriate situations in Turn Off, Tune Out, Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

FREE THE RALLY MONKEY!

"Your wrongful imprisonment of your so-called 'Rally Monkey' and your shameful forced labour camp are cruel and heartless practises that must be stopped immediately!" Flash into the world's ugliest mob scene in Free the Rally Monkey!.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball

RELIABILITY RATINGS

"Archimedes kicks Aristotle's ass in any and all categories." Make qualitative comparisons of quantitative specialists in Reliability Ratings.

Keywords: Support

LAME NAME GAME

"Not even if it lets them have a logo that's so silly it's cute: a dribbling raptor with its claws protruding from its sneakers." Deny potential mascot endearments in Lame Name Game.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

INTERACTION: THE PERILS OF DISJOINMENT

"They have a website where they pose with all kinds of things, in all kinds of positions." Treat yourself to a variety of visual effects in Interaction: The Perils of Disjoinment.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

LEELA AND OTHER SILLY NAMES

"Yes, it's all here on GoobNet, where you don't need to hit Ctrl-R to refresh your memory." Avoid strokes - key and otherwise - in Leela and Other Silly Names.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

LEAGUE WEAKEST LINK

"The US doesn't punish any teams, even if they're sucking permanently. What a dilemma!" Come down like a ton of bricks in League Weakest Link.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

FRIENDLY FOÉ

"The Indomitable Lions will wear Foé's name proudly on their shirts." Like someone whose silence was telling in Friendly Foé.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Cameroon, Obituary

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