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THIS PAGE WILL TAKE ONE SECOND MORE THAN NORMAL

“And anyway, somebody else wrote that one.” Rest assured that it’s totally not our fault in This Page Will Take One Second More than Normal.

Keywords: Variety, Vox pops

JOIN THE JOYOUS METRO CONQUERORS

“This is the shortest line and was never actually built.” Find out when a subway is not a subway in Join the Joyous Metro Conquerors.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEAGLES?

“I’m so against health care, I cheat on my wife when she’s in the hospital!” See if he got better in Are You Ready For Some Beagles?.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

THE ELEMENTS OF YOUR LIFE

“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry

FASTEST FINGER FEST: PERIODIC TABLE EDITION

“Do you have a body? If you do, it is made up of atoms.” See if your body works automatically or atomatically in Fastest Finger Fest: Periodic Table Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Chemistry

WHAT’S YOUR ELEMENT?

“Know any good hydrogen atoms who could join us?” See who is available for a covalency call in What’s Your Element?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz, Chemistry

THE GOOBNET ELEMENT QUIZ

“If you aren’t keeping up with it, your body could be comprised of obsolete elements like beryllium.” Initiate a major campaign to replace all your beryllium with magnesium in The GoobNet Element Quiz.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

STEP AWAY FROM THE BALLOON

“Surely that’s worth more to you than seven US bucks per kilogram.” See why an indium I beam is better than a stack of indium sheets in Step Away from the Balloon.

Keywords: Variety, Chemistry

OVER THE SHOES

“If you live on a planet that is inhabited by humans, it is even more annoying.” See what Oberon has to offer in Over the Shoes.

Keywords: Support, Misfortune Cookies

SUBJUNCTIVITIS

“Wish who were here? Al Gore and who else?” Watch for obnoxious robots in Subjunctivitis.

Keywords: Support, Grammar

SEMICOLON TRAIN REMAINS INACTIVE

“Want to visit City Hall, Grand Central, and Pelham Bay Park?” Determine whether you should get off at Spring St in Semicolon Train Remains Inactive.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

KEEPING UP WITH THE CLIPPERS

“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Basketball

INCREASED ARRRGH! IN COLLEGIATE AMERICAN FOOTBALL

“These and many other thrilling moments will be yours to see, if the price is right.” Be sure to avoid a double overbid in Increased ARRRGH! in Collegiate American Football.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football

FAR FROM UNLIKELY

“Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators.” See who is going to stop Aberystwyth Town [everyone] in Far from Unlikely.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

STUMP EDVARD WITH ANTIMATTER

“Because you know that’s exactly what they want to do.” Having already determined what the enemy wants to do, determine who the enemy is in Stump Edvard with Antimatter.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Physics, Antimatter

WE’LL TELL YOU HOW TO KICK OFF

“Now that FIFA have finally increased the number of international match dates, this format actually makes sense.” Get swindled into agreeing with Sepp Blatter in We’ll Tell You How to Kick Off.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

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