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MON 14 NOV 2011
THIS PAGE WILL TAKE ONE SECOND MORE THAN NORMAL
“And anyway, somebody else wrote that one.” Rest assured that it’s totally not our fault in This Page Will Take One Second More than Normal.
MON 07 NOV 2011
JOIN THE JOYOUS METRO CONQUERORS
“This is the shortest line and was never actually built.” Find out when a subway is not a subway in Join the Joyous Metro Conquerors.
MON 31 OCT 2011
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEAGLES?
“I’m so against health care, I cheat on my wife when she’s in the hospital!” See if he got better in Are You Ready For Some Beagles?.
MON 24 OCT 2011
THE ELEMENTS OF YOUR LIFE
“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life.
MON 17 OCT 2011
FASTEST FINGER FEST: PERIODIC TABLE EDITION
“Do you have a body? If you do, it is made up of atoms.” See if your body works automatically or atomatically in Fastest Finger Fest: Periodic Table Edition.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Chemistry
MON 10 OCT 2011
WHAT’S YOUR ELEMENT?
“Know any good hydrogen atoms who could join us?” See who is available for a covalency call in What’s Your Element?.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz, Chemistry
MON 03 OCT 2011
THE GOOBNET ELEMENT QUIZ
“If you aren’t keeping up with it, your body could be comprised of obsolete elements like beryllium.” Initiate a major campaign to replace all your beryllium with magnesium in The GoobNet Element Quiz.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry
MON 26 SEP 2011
STEP AWAY FROM THE BALLOON
“Surely that’s worth more to you than seven US bucks per kilogram.” See why an indium I beam is better than a stack of indium sheets in Step Away from the Balloon.
MON 19 SEP 2011
OVER THE SHOES
“If you live on a planet that is inhabited by humans, it is even more annoying.” See what Oberon has to offer in Over the Shoes.
Keywords: Support, Misfortune Cookies
MON 12 SEP 2011
SUBJUNCTIVITIS
“Wish who were here? Al Gore and who else?” Watch for obnoxious robots in Subjunctivitis.
MON 05 SEP 2011
SEMICOLON TRAIN REMAINS INACTIVE
“Want to visit City Hall, Grand Central, and Pelham Bay Park?” Determine whether you should get off at Spring St in Semicolon Train Remains Inactive.
MON 29 AUG 2011
KEEPING UP WITH THE CLIPPERS
“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Basketball
MON 22 AUG 2011
INCREASED ARRRGH! IN COLLEGIATE AMERICAN FOOTBALL
“These and many other thrilling moments will be yours to see, if the price is right.” Be sure to avoid a double overbid in Increased ARRRGH! in Collegiate American Football.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
MON 15 AUG 2011
FAR FROM UNLIKELY
“Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators.” See who is going to stop Aberystwyth Town [everyone] in Far from Unlikely.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 08 AUG 2011
STUMP EDVARD WITH ANTIMATTER
“Because you know that’s exactly what they want to do.” Having already determined what the enemy wants to do, determine who the enemy is in Stump Edvard with Antimatter.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Physics, Antimatter
MON 01 AUG 2011
WE’LL TELL YOU HOW TO KICK OFF
“Now that FIFA have finally increased the number of international match dates, this format actually makes sense.” Get swindled into agreeing with Sepp Blatter in We’ll Tell You How to Kick Off.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
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