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MON 30 APR 2018
MLS KITS EXIST
“Once you have all twelve correct, you will advance to our exciting new bonus round, Beat Don Garber.” Determine whether that totally was or totally was not endangering the safety of the opponent in MLS Kits Exist.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive
MON 12 DEC 2016
COOL JUG EARS, RACE ME
“Nerd Balm: Sport It!” See why we totally need Jim Parsons as the pitchman for Cool Jug Ears, Race Me.
MON 03 AUG 2015
THE GOOBNET MLS JOURNEYMAN CHALLENGE
“We’re going to test your knowledge of MLS journeymen.” Take the GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge in The GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Football, MLS
MON 29 SEP 2014
DRAFTING HISTORY
“This would be a simple rule change that should be made immediately.” Bend everything to your will in Drafting History.
MON 04 AUG 2014
INTERACTION: DECONSTRUCTING MIKE
“In fact, I’m shocked that more teams don’t have economics taught to their players in house.” Discover if anyone... anyone... wants to learn the importance of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act in Interaction: Deconstructing Mike.
Keywords: Novelty, Sport, Interaction, Football, MLS
MON 28 OCT 2013
ORLANDO CITY’S WELCOME PACKET
“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.
MON 29 APR 2013
MLS: ARRRGH! REVISITED
“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS
MON 25 FEB 2013
FIND OUT IF NOBODY BEATS ‘WIZ’
“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.
MON 28 JAN 2013
FACILITIES THAT FACILITATE FOOTBALL
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 02 APR 2012
DISCUSSION ON THE MLS HISTORICAL CUP
“A robust discussion soon began on our many GoobNet media platforms.” Discover whether more hits were received on FaceGoobNet or GooglebNet Plus in Discussion on the MLS Historical Cup.
MON 26 MAR 2012
2012 GOOBNET MLS HISTORICAL CUP
“Teams were seeded based upon their accomplishments during that season, with the Supporters Shield and MLS Cup counting the most.” Try to avoid overlooking the 1999 MetroStars in 2012 GoobNet MLS Historical Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football, MLS
MON 05 MAR 2012
COUNTING DOWN TO THE RHINOS
“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.
MON 27 FEB 2012
FASTEST FINGER FEST: MLS EDITION
“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.
Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, MLS
MON 11 APR 2011
LOOK FORWARD TO THE BACK COLLAR
“Nobody knows quite how this came about or why this is popular all of a sudden, but it is.” Explain the unexplainable in Look Forward to the Back Collar.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Sport, Sport uniforms, Football, MLS, Basketball, NBA, Baseball, MLB, American football, NFL
MON 27 DEC 2010
ACE LOGJAM RESOURCE
“Snacking Tips: A Story.” See why we didn’t select “Partying, So Can’t Kiss” in Ace Logjam Resource.
MON 22 NOV 2010
64 BETTER NAMES
“In a marathon session that ran almost fifteen minutes, of which six were wasted because participants were suggesting names faster than Gaby could type them, the GoobNet Special Projects Enhancement and Enforcement Division [SPEED] has identified 64 potential names for your football club.” See if Stenography Kansas City appears in 64 Better Names.
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