WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 27 NOV 2017
“This week, the draw for the 2018 Men’s World Cup will decide who will play whom in Russia.” Refuse to trust Gianni Infantino in Perform the Draw Through a Straw.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 20 NOV 2017
“Red totally counts as dark.” Realise that everything is 40% useless in The Bender B Rodriguez Blackjack and Hookers Cup.
MON 13 NOV 2017
“It was a crushing disappointment to finish a mere thirty points behind Germany.” Heap scorn upon Andy Selva in preparation for A Direct Injection of Sodium Chloride Into the Open Wound.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, Reverse Mailbox
MON 23 OCT 2017
“GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.” Tell Reg to make up his damn mind already in Comments Regarding Recent Rumours.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Administrivia, Football, United States, Netherlands
MON 16 OCT 2017
“i wanna vomit, punch klinsmann in the face, cry, and get my coaching license” Tomorrow is another match, but be forewarned that today The GoobNet SPEED Howls with Incandescent Rage.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States
MON 09 OCT 2017
“To date this season, the Texans, Bengals, Rams, 49ers, Bears, Packers, Patriots, and Buccaneers have all helped the NFL enable Nike’s addiction to creating new and unusual kits.” Discover why nobody has ever tried that fabulous new idea in Rush to Make Adjustments.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 02 OCT 2017
“We are fairly certain that we are going to have to do that.” Don your stray apparel and ensure that you are Fully Prepared for the Future.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL
MON 25 SEP 2017
“And if they think we’re going to equip them with helmets or flak jackets, they have another thing coming.” Pay close attention to all announcements from Wen’s office in The End of Ambiguity.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 11 SEP 2017
“You don’t need to watch any highlights, or look at any photo galleries, or see any studio analysis that explains in detail how and why Mali held Morocco to a goalless draw when just four days earlier they had lost to the very same opponent 6-0.” Blame Prof Ogden Wernstrom for any Enhanced Similarity.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 14 AUG 2017
“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Baseball
MON 24 JUL 2017
“All right! Enough! We don’t care any more! Just wear whatever you want! Leave us alone!” Get too much information in Addition of Editions.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Basketball, NBA, Sport uniforms
MON 17 JUL 2017
“Hello.” Meet someone who can really make a difference in Schmilblick Patrol: Jaïr Karam.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football
MON 10 JUL 2017
“Naturally, the press would immediately shorten that to the Trolls.” Help Kristoff find out where Anna’s got to this time in How to Develop Helmetball.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 03 JUL 2017
“It has not actually written this definition; it has merely proposed that such a definition should exist.” Feel relieved that we are not discussing the word pornography in The Fair Way to Play Fair.
MON 19 JUN 2017
“What synchronised swimmer would not want to swim synchronously in the centre of a stadium filled with state of the art luxury boxes?” Conclude that synchronised swimming does not mean what we think it means in Los Angeles Again Asks Why the Olympics are Here.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
MON 12 JUN 2017
“Assuming your arteries survive that, you will then have the opportunity to witness world class athletic competitions at world class venues, most of which already exist or are going to exist anyway.” Realise that kale is overrated as Los Angeles Again Welcomes You to the Olympics.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
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