WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 27 AUG 2007
“Umm... yeah. So if you could go ahead and sort of tell us your qualifying format for South Africa 2010, that’d be great.” Let football be the boss of you in Do Not Kick Off.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 20 AUG 2007
“News is a funny thing. Okay, maybe it’s not that funny.” Discover the importance of being humourous in Media Bore.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 23 JUL 2007
“It’s the only game where you can win a random amount of money for doing pretty much nothing at all!” Look into the future of television game shows [but not very far] in Right After This.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Game shows
MON 11 JUN 2007
“If you want to see that important information, you will have to watch between the 41st and 42nd minutes after the hour.” Understand the whole world at once in News You Can’t Afford to Use.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 02 APR 2007
“If you’d like to receive the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network, call your cable or satellite provider and ask them to provide the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network.” Find out what kind of satellite programming you could be receiving live using television in Programme Alert.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 26 MAR 2007
“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.
MON 26 FEB 2007
“The Oxford index cards are fast approaching conjunction with the Turntable, so you and your fellow It’s In the Baggies had better start planning for the future.” Be closest to your dreams without going over in Not Now, I’m Coming On Down.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
MON 08 JAN 2007
“For the love of god, Lindsay, put on some panties!” Experience the magic of clothing in We Know Exactly What You’re Thinking.
Keywords: Support
MON 25 DEC 2006
“That’s right, your computer is female. Bet you didn’t know that, did you? She says you never bothered to find out.” Let the truth be told in We Don’t Need No Thought Control.
Keywords: Computers, Support, Deep Whine
SUN 03 DEC 2006
“Tommy Cruise obviously needs to be monitored, because we don’t know the history of psychiatry and he does.” Stand by for the world’s most predictable joke in Just What They Want.
Keywords: Support, SPEED
SUN 12 NOV 2006
“It’s easy to believe that a reasonable person wouldn’t need a court decision to be able to tell the difference, but remember, this is the United States of America, where suing for the most inane reasons is an inalienable civil right, but privacy isn’t.” Make your preselected vote count in The Great Food Divide.
Keywords: Support, SPEED
SUN 08 OCT 2006
"We need twenty ccs of Wikipedia, stat!" See why stupid questions deserve stupid answers in Attack Ad.
Keywords: Support
SUN 01 OCT 2006
"The services we provide are continually being improved, altered, and increased." Be certain to misunderestimate in Our Rapidly Expanding Media Empire.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
SUN 17 SEP 2006
"But it soon became clear that the first thing any 24 hour news network must have is a big annoying graphic for each continuing story that it covers." Expose yourself to the headlines in Ask for Channel 666.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
SUN 20 AUG 2006
"The fact that you summoned them from all the way in the back to answer that stupid question should push them over the edge." Cause mental breakdowns at will in Don't Panic? Whatever.
Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED
SUN 04 JUN 2006
"You are most compatible with someone whose pants stay on even without a belt." Stop thinking about J Lo in Weltmeisterschaft Visitors.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
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