WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 12 APR 2010
“Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a cosmonaut who flew in space forty nine years ago today.” Find out why the best type of game is the one to which you already know the answer in Do Not Translate It Into Urdu.
Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night
MON 05 APR 2010
“GoobNet is to revert from sucking to not sucking.” See why you can’t revert to something that didn’t happen in the first place in The World’s Largest Undo Button.
Keywords: Variety
MON 29 MAR 2010
“None of this ‘special menus and tabs that are nowhere to be found until you’ve clicked on something’ bullshit.” Determine what you have to do to make our special opinions and remarks appear in Tools Please.
MON 22 MAR 2010
“So when you watch the sports programmes on the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network, you will likely be reminded of a crowded sports bar, in which thirty percent of people are watching game A and cheering for one of the teams involved, twenty percent are watching game B and cheering for one of the teams involved, twelve percent are watching game C and cheering for one of the teams involved, thirty one percent are watching any of games D through K and cheering for one of the teams involved, and the remaining seven percent are feigning interest in any of games A through K and pretending to cheer for one of the teams involved in hopes of hooking up with that one really hot fan of one of the teams involved in one of games A through K, the one who has been keeping up a really interesting conversation about breakfast foods and the local establishments that serve the best ones of each type, a conversation that has been interrupted every couple of minutes or faster with either a cheer of excitement or a groan of disappointment, and that member of the remaining seven percent has been nodding in agreement with the conversation, all whilst trying to react to that one of the teams involved in one of games A through K in the correct manner so that the one really hot member of the other ninety three percent won’t notice that anything is amiss and will totally go back to the home of that member of the remaining seven percent after that one of games A through K is over, but not to the home of that one really hot member of the other ninety three percent, because that member of the remaining seven percent is completely sure that the home of that one really hot member of the other ninety three percent is covered with posters and pictures of that team involved in that one of games A through K, and that member of the remaining seven percent is also completely sure that all those distractions are going to be completely irritating and will cause a loss of focus at the critical moment, thereby completely ending that member of the remaining seven percent’s chances with that one really hot member of the other ninety three percent, leaving that member of the remaining seven percent to rue the decision to go to the home of that one really hot member of the other ninety three percent rather than to host that one really hot member of the other ninety three percent and risk being found out as something less than a total freakish committed fan of that team involved in that one of games A through K.” Ask the guy behind the counter to turn on game L in Self Loathing.
MON 15 MAR 2010
“Other than that, though, it is important to understand cause and effect.” Examine a full and complete illustration of the complexities of causal links amongst all major events currently in progress in The Second Beckons.
MON 08 MAR 2010
“The tournament was held in honour of Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.” Make your way to an important tribute in 2010 Nodar Kumaritashvili Memorial GoobNet Winter Olympic Event Championship.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Winter Olympics
MON 01 MAR 2010
“I’ve shown you my Raging Beaver. Now you show me yours.” See what is happening within the Olympic Village in The Celebrity Halfpipe Invitational.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Sport, Winter Olympics
MON 22 FEB 2010
“You might well ask why we would ever want to do something that silly.” Come face to face with the dark side of your desires in Office 2010 Was My Idea.
MON 15 FEB 2010
“Did you know that every skeletoner who has ever crashed did so whilst facing forward and lying on their stomachs?” See why sports and tomatoes should both be made safer in Safety in Letters.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Winter Olympics
MON 08 FEB 2010
“The confederation is not responsible for providing security until the team arrives in the city in which its matches are played.” See how culpable parties rationalise their decisions in Schmilblick Patrol: Issa Hayatou.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football
MON 01 FEB 2010
“The away uniform, of course, is a preposterous pink and black adventure that should not be allowed in the presence of children.” Establish the Parents Footballing Council in Scottish Kit Relief.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Scotland, Sport uniforms
MON 25 JAN 2010
“If you feel that your bank is not acting in your interest, you should certainly withdraw your money from it.” Contribute to the collapse of all that we hold dear to our hearts in Interaction: Fixing American Banks.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Politics, Economics
MON 18 JAN 2010
“But this time, you, our readers, have already played along.” Know what question we’re about to ask in How Big is 500?.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest
MON 11 JAN 2010
“And you don’t even want to know what we’re going to do to them if they fuck this one up too.” Cower in fear at the prospect of what actions we might take in Clear to Everyone Who Deserves a Second Chance.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 04 JAN 2010
“Sorry, Sex and the City 2.” Encounter one of the greatest mistakes in history in That’s Depppreposterous.
MON 28 DEC 2009
“No, actually, she wrote The Serious Player’s Guide to Alte Heide. That’s how I got started in transit games.” Begin studying for any future playings of Rajouri Garden.
Keywords: Variety, Transit game
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