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THIS WAY TO THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT

“Starting next year, we will give out an award known as the Capt Chesley A ‘Sully’ Sullenberger Award for the Most Awesome Achievement.” See why there were no other awesome achievements this year in This Way to the Magic Roundabout.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

MY DRAW IS BETTER THAN YOUR DRAW

“Well, okay, it isn’t that easy.” Calibrate the difficulty level of your favourite activities in My Draw is Better Than Your Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

INTERACTION: MEN’S WORLD CUP DRAW

“How should I know? Am I a psychic?” Make complete guesses about the future in Interaction: Men’s World Cup Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

GET SET TO KNOW YOUR WORLD

“Well then, you’re shit out of luck, aren’t you?” See how much luck your shit contains in Get Set to Know Your World.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

BLINDNESS

“Are you a Swedish football referee?” Don’t admit to your shortcomings in Blindness.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, France, Ireland Rep

AMBITIOUS OUTCOME

“Who the hell let the Maldives in?” Activate your protectionism circuit in Ambitious Outcome.

Keywords: Politics, Variety, News, Intercepted document

MOST DYNAMIC DIGIT

“The tenth anniversary celebration of the US version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was a great success, featuring some Regis guy, embarrassingly stupid celebrities, big winners, a big loser, and a big surprise.” Find out how to push our buttons in Most Dynamic Digit.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

DUMB RUSH THE RADIO HOST

“So anyway, how are you at walking in a straight line?” Consider using your Simplify or your Trial Run in Dumb Rush the Radio Host.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

CONTINUING THE COMMITMENT TO SPACE

“NASA should also examine the possibility of turning the ISS over to the private sector rather than deorbiting it.” Keep large objects in orbit as long as possible in Continuing the Commitment to Space.

Keywords: Space, Propaganda, Novelty

CLEANING UP HELMETBALL

“Pink would be a good choice.” See why NFL teams are missundaztood in Cleaning Up Helmetball.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms

KICKS FOR CLICKS

“You sound like one of the people who paid only GB£5.” Get out your wallet and watch some Internet in Kicks for Clicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, England, United States

COMPUTER DESTRUCTION

“Unfortunately, we seem to have lost it.” See how we finally came to the same conclusion that you reached years ago in Computer Destruction.

Keywords: Computers, Support

MLB: ARRRGH!

“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB

DECREASING MINUS SIZES

“Do you have a need to test the newly installed or replaced sidewalks so that teenagers who are using their mobile telephones, PSPs, and Twitter machines will not trip over any discontinuities?” Find out how the likes of Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell can come to your rescue in Decreasing Minus Sizes.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Fashion

CLEAR TO EVERYONE

“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the group and elimination phases of the 2009-10 UEFA Europa League [formerly the UEFA Cup].” See why Galatasaray are sure to be disappointed in Clear to Everyone.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

ONLY 24 MORE PLACES REMAIN

“This is such a time.” Determine the suchness of this time in Only 24 More Places Remain.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT

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