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WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW

"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

OUR NEW FRIENDS ANGELA AND RENEE

"Do cheerleaders always share their driver's licenses?" Tackle the most pressing philosophical issues of the day in Our New Friends Angela and Renee.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox

LOOK AWAY, JOE

"It also prompted Joe Buck to become Tom DeLay." Go from bad to worse in Look Away, Joe.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: SAMBA FAAL

"You ask a question around here, it's asked!" Go out on a limb in Schmilblick Patrol: Samba Faal.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Gambia

GIMMIE, GIMMIE, GIMMIE

"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Angola, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOSHIMITSU YOSHIDA

"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, AFC, Men’s World Cup

COLLEGIATE FIX

"But when we presented this task to them, most of them ran away screaming." Accept the challenge at the risk of your sanity in Collegiate Fix.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: BERNIE ECCLESTONE

"Yes. I want to be eleven feet tall in time for my sister's wedding." Head for the self help section in Schmilblick Patrol: Bernie Ecclestone.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Motorsport

HOW TO SHAKE HANDS WITH YOUR REFEREE

"But remember, being too kind with your handshake can be just as bad as being too harsh." Learn to bake and shake in How to Shake Hands with Your Referee.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Football, Instructional video

YOU'LL NEVER BITCH ALONE

"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: JEFF VAN GUNDY

"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

THE NON-SPECIAL ONES

"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

"That changed this year, when fourth year Kyle Cumberland may have revolutionised flag capturing." Make a difference in your sport in The Girls Are Back in Town.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

¿QUIÉNES SON CHIVAS USA?

"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

HAND IT OVER, BETTMAN

"Any matters not listed in these regulations shall be subject to Commissioner Dole's discretion." Make the pucks your little black friends in Hand It Over, Bettman.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Ice hockey

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ANDY REID

"When they're not cheering on Hakan Sükür and Rüstü Recber, Turks love to roll heavy spheres in hopes of strikes, spares, and of course, turkeys." Take part in instant classic games in Schmilblick Patrol: Andy Reid.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

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