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SUN 04 DEC 2005
SUN 20 NOV 2005
"Do cheerleaders always share their driver's licenses?" Tackle the most pressing philosophical issues of the day in Our New Friends Angela and Renee.
SUN 23 OCT 2005
"It also prompted Joe Buck to become Tom DeLay." Go from bad to worse in Look Away, Joe.
SUN 16 OCT 2005
"You ask a question around here, it's asked!" Go out on a limb in Schmilblick Patrol: Samba Faal.
SUN 09 OCT 2005
"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.
SUN 11 SEP 2005
"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.
SUN 04 SEP 2005
"But when we presented this task to them, most of them ran away screaming." Accept the challenge at the risk of your sanity in Collegiate Fix.
SUN 03 JUL 2005
"Yes. I want to be eleven feet tall in time for my sister's wedding." Head for the self help section in Schmilblick Patrol: Bernie Ecclestone.
SUN 19 JUN 2005
"But remember, being too kind with your handshake can be just as bad as being too harsh." Learn to bake and shake in How to Shake Hands with Your Referee.
SUN 12 JUN 2005
"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.
SUN 08 MAY 2005
"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.
SUN 01 MAY 2005
"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.
SUN 24 APR 2005
"That changed this year, when fourth year Kyle Cumberland may have revolutionised flag capturing." Make a difference in your sport in The Girls Are Back in Town.
SUN 03 APR 2005
"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.
SUN 20 FEB 2005
"Any matters not listed in these regulations shall be subject to Commissioner Dole's discretion." Make the pucks your little black friends in Hand It Over, Bettman.
SUN 13 FEB 2005
"When they're not cheering on Hakan Sükür and Rüstü Recber, Turks love to roll heavy spheres in hopes of strikes, spares, and of course, turkeys." Take part in instant classic games in Schmilblick Patrol: Andy Reid.
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