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MON 06 OCT 2014
“You deserve better, and we are going to give you better.” Discover just how far we have to climb in Improving Upon Worst.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 22 SEP 2014
“That was probably a miscalculation on your part, but still, thanks.” Avoid making the same mistake that Jack Warner made in European Football: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, UEFA
MON 18 AUG 2014
“Back already? How was India?” Determine which of many head nods best applies to Reduction in Complexity.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 28 JUL 2014
“And it will be fun to see whether riders will attempt to avoid scoring points in order to remain in contention for this classification.” Get shut out in Plus Maillots.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Cycling, Tour de France
MON 14 JUL 2014
“Actually, it was much more complicated and nuanced than that.” Deny all suggestion of shades of grey in You’re Welcome for Your Welcome.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 30 JUN 2014
“You put it in their mouth.” Realise that we are not after all talking about Mr Pibb in And Did Those Teeth.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 09 JUN 2014
“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 26 MAY 2014
“Telling people what is happening in the world and giving them context in order to help them understand things and make informed decisions is so 20th century.” Find out that we are late to the party in Decisions Are Being Made Rapidly.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 19 MAY 2014
“Although there is such a thing as Bay Area Rapid Transit, it actually services an astonishingly small portion of the Bay Area.” See why Salinas never gets its due in Adding to the Network.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 28 APR 2014
“Join us for a moment as we talk about sport.” Join us for a moment as we talk about sport, and then go away the next moment as we cease talking about sport, in Come Right In, Magic.
MON 10 MAR 2014
“But what if you want to know what is really happening in the region?” Resign yourself to finding out only what Vladimir Putin wants you to know in The Bias of Reality.
MON 20 JAN 2014
“Warning: Tournament may contain protests.” See why everyone hell no won’t go in Administrative Notes for JAN 2014.
Keywords: Support, Administrivia
MON 13 JAN 2014
“At least, he would if you cared about people who are not you.” See what happens to people who make the dangerous mistake of not being you in Questions to Be Addressed.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 23 DEC 2013
“Note that it is theoretically possible that there will not be enough bowl games to go around.” Ensure that Nassau has a chance to participate in Because Helmetball Is Not Nearly Silly Enough.
Keywords: Sport, Support, American football
MON 16 DEC 2013
“We also provide eight midweek dates for domestic cup matches.” See when penalty shootouts are permitted to occur in How to Reset the Domestic Calendar.
MON 09 DEC 2013
“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
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