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MON 13 OCT 2014
NUMERIC REVIEW OF LANDON
“Also, can you believe this?” Determine what the script is and who is writing it in Numeric Review of Landon.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States
MON 29 SEP 2014
DRAFTING HISTORY
“This would be a simple rule change that should be made immediately.” Bend everything to your will in Drafting History.
MON 01 SEP 2014
GREEN AND FRIENDS
“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms
MON 21 JUL 2014
ELEVEN GOALKEEPERS WITH IMMOBILE FROS
“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 07 JUL 2014
EVERYONE MUST GO
“This is further proof that you should not make decisions about impressiveness without hearing all the facts.” Explore what happened when the cookies hit the fan in Everyone Must Go.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 02 JUN 2014
HOW NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE
“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 12 MAY 2014
OUTWARD MOVEMENT
“Go back to your novels, Brucie.” Eagerly anticipate the publication of Holding Midfielder! in Outward Movement.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football
MON 24 FEB 2014
CHEETAHS, VIOLINS, AND SANDWICHES
“Yes, that is how international sport works.” Feel relieved that we don’t need to bring out the diagramme of Sepp Blatter’s brain in Cheetahs, Violins, and Sandwiches.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee
MON 17 FEB 2014
PRESENTED BY LAZINESS
“Some people skate around in circles.” See who can get nowhere fast in Presented By Laziness.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics
MON 03 FEB 2014
THANK YOU FOR SACKING
“Got it!” Understand what the picture is telling you in Thank You for Sacking.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 28 OCT 2013
ORLANDO CITY’S WELCOME PACKET
“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.
MON 20 MAY 2013
THE DEFINITIVE BASEBALL MASCOT EVALUATION
“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.
MON 18 MAR 2013
2013 GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP
“Fifty leagues around the world have had at least one continental champion, of which the Argentine, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Uruguayan, German, Dutch, English, Portuguese, Paraguayan, and Serbian leagues have had at least one world champion.” Discover why PRK Hekari United totally got robbed in 2013 GoobNet Global Football League Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football
MON 18 FEB 2013
RESPECT AND SUPPORT
“So what about the rice pudding?” Find out what was strange about Pia Sundhage’s guitar in Respect and Support.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Propaganda, Football
MON 28 JAN 2013
FACILITIES THAT FACILITATE FOOTBALL
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 07 JAN 2013
ICE HOCKEY DECLINES ITS DAY IN THE SUN
“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL, Sport uniforms
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