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JOIN THE JOYOUS METRO CONQUERORS

“This is the shortest line and was never actually built.” Find out when a subway is not a subway in Join the Joyous Metro Conquerors.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEAGLES?

“I’m so against health care, I cheat on my wife when she’s in the hospital!” See if he got better in Are You Ready For Some Beagles?.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

STEP AWAY FROM THE BALLOON

“Surely that’s worth more to you than seven US bucks per kilogram.” See why an indium I beam is better than a stack of indium sheets in Step Away from the Balloon.

Keywords: Variety, Chemistry

SEMICOLON TRAIN REMAINS INACTIVE

“Want to visit City Hall, Grand Central, and Pelham Bay Park?” Determine whether you should get off at Spring St in Semicolon Train Remains Inactive.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

FAR FROM UNLIKELY

“Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators.” See who is going to stop Aberystwyth Town [everyone] in Far from Unlikely.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

COMMENCE BASKING IMMEDIATELY

“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

YES, YOUR OUTFIT IS CAUSING IT

“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Sport uniforms

RISING EXCITEMENT, FALLING CONSCRIPTION

“What better way to celebrate the end of the German draft?” Hope that German lager is not also ending in Rising Excitement, Falling Conscription.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

FOR FAIRNESS, FOR HONESTY

“I can’t actually play it, but if I could, I would know how.” See if we are talking about Battleship or Risk in For Fairness, For Honesty.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Edvard

FOR TETHERBALL ENTHUSIASTS

“There was a real Ichabod Crane?” Count the heads in For Tetherball Enthusiasts.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Debbie

2011 GOOBNET BRITISH GAME SHOW CHAMPIONSHIP

“Here are the results of the first GoobNet British Game Show Championship, determining the British game show that best captures the British ideals of testing knowledge and acting in a condescending manner toward those whose knowledge is lacking.” See who will take the next Walk of Shame when we return to the 2011 GoobNet British Game Show Championship.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Game shows, United Kingdom, Debbie

IT’S A COLLECTIVE BARGAIN!

“And it’s about to get even stranger.” See how much longer Scott Walker can remain anonymous in It’s a Collective Bargain!.

Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies

SURPRISE ME, WATSON

“Of course, it is not just any computer, and they are not just any humans.” See if your signalling device is not just any signalling device in Surprise Me, Watson.

Keywords: Variety, Computers, Game shows

NOW ACQUIRING SCHWANK

“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the results of the World Group of the 2011 Davis Cup, the 100th edition of the tournament, and of the World Group of the 2011 Fed Cup, the 49th edition.” Welcome a new keyword to the tie in Now Acquiring Schwank.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Tennis, Prediction

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

“So the question is: Have your newspaper horoscopes been wrong this whole time? And the answer is: Who cares?” Determine whether Quaoar is rising in Ophiuchus in Welcome to the Party.

Keywords: Variety

SLIPPERY WHEN AWESOME

“I’m gonna start a band called Embarrassingly Awesome.” See their opening act, Nekkid Gra–What?!, in Slippery When Awesome.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

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