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TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 18 FEB 2008
“Your special someone is out there.” Be happy with the unspecified location of compatible personnel in Mmmm, Prognostication.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 04 FEB 2008
“Do you want us to start swearing at each other? Because we could totally do that.” Encourage bitchiness in Things That Ain’t Right.
Keywords: Variety, Administrivia
MON 31 DEC 2007
“If any of these groups do not end up in this order at the end of 2008, we will punish our team of prognosticators by making them officiate a match between Perivia and Panagura.” Ensure that you packed your sunscreen in Certainty.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Prediction
MON 24 DEC 2007
“Hopefully, the next president of the US will act as the lead shit getter-together.” Discover why there is currently not a plan to organise everyone’s shit in The Little Girl Math Hour.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 26 NOV 2007
“It gives me great pleasure to announce my new publication, the Antisocial Register.” Read about all of our Friends of GoobNet in Waiting for Hayden.
Keywords: Variety
MON 29 OCT 2007
“Tony, is that candy bowl higher or lower than eighteen dollars?” See prizes, surprises, and contestants of all sizes in The World’s 1337est Cyrillic Characters.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween
MON 01 OCT 2007
“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 25 JUN 2007
“So, the vice president’s office must now set upon the difficult task of convincing the American people – and Henry Waxman – that it is not an entity.” Disregard all evidence from the world around you in This Week in Nihilism.
Keywords: Politics, Variety
MON 04 JUN 2007
“Well, tell Jerry Springer to come out of the closet!” Take care of yourself and each other in More Shrieking.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
MON 21 MAY 2007
“They should have little trouble getting past Le Havre, but awaiting them in the next round are the Darwin Mutations.” Face the fearsome freaks that flag fans fancy in Examining the FCU-CL First Round.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction
MON 09 APR 2007
“Don’t be a donsiblee. Drink responsibly.” Take advice from someone who won’t take it from others in Supporters On Patrol.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 19 MAR 2007
“As they say here in the US, ‘Rules were made to be broken.’ Or, as we say in the Netherlands, ‘Rules were made? When?’” Encounter a surprise that will affect your life in unknown ways in Welcome Back.
Keywords: Variety
MON 12 FEB 2007
“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.
Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle
MON 01 JAN 2007
“To me, the more important question is: What will happen to Barker’s Beauties, Barker’s Bargain Bar, and Barker’s Markers?” Ask what everyone else is too scared or lazy to ask in Don’t You Dare Put That Around My Neck.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 05 NOV 2006
“How did you manage to unlock yourself? Actually, how did you lock yourself in the first place? No, you know what, I don’t want to go there at all.” Find places that aren’t suitable for your imagination in Russian GoobNet.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween
SUN 09 JUL 2006
"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
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