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PRIVILEGED EXECUTIVES

“There is much going on in the world. That means that you should make plans to be elsewhere.“ Make plans to find alternative accommodations in Privileged Executives.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

OF HOMOMATRIMOPHOBIA AND HICKEYS

“Sorry, Betty, but it’s true. There was a time when you would have gotten hickey right away.” Be honest about Betty White’s Password abilities in Of Homomatrimophobia and Hickeys.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

97% EFFECTIVE AND 100% FUN

“The three of you are trying to escape from a postapocalyptic Los Angeles.” Find out the good part of the end of the world in 97% Effective and 100% Fun.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

HELPING YOU UNDERSTAND THE UNITED STATES

“What can we do to encourage the development of domestic shows and movies?” Ensure that every nation’s studios transmit bland garbage in Helping You Understand the United States.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT AUTOMOBILE MANUFACTURING

“Just keep going forward for about thirty years.” Come to terms with the fact that everything that should have happened hasn’t happened in Stump Edvard About Automobile Manufacturing.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

A FIVE POINT ACTION PLAN

“In most countries, that’s primarily because the fans boycott, start fights, start riots, or set Vespas on fire if they don’t get their way.” Maintain public order in A Five Point Action Plan.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football

GOOBNET WRITERS’ ROOMS

“In a couple of years, the Bush era will just be a nightmare fading away into our national memory, and it will be safe for Bush to appear on The Daily Show.” See if Jon’s leadoff question will be “Mr President... what the fuck?” in GoobNet Writers’ Rooms.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

DO NOT USE IT AS SUNGLASSES

“Just go off and close your eyes and imagine that you’re in a faraway paradise like Bora Bora.” Enjoy escapism in Do Not Use It as Sunglasses.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

BEGIN THE VETTING PROCESS

“Remember when you could drink water?” Return to a simpler time when people and things could survive in Begin the Vetting Process.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

DROP, COVER, HOLD ON

“As an officer with the LAPD, I am pleased with my colleages’ response to the Great California Shakeout.” Gain confidence that Southern California is completely safe from earthquakes in Drop, Cover, Hold On.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

HIGH SCHOOL NAUSEA

“One week after Dress Like a Matrix Character Day, Nellie finally engages Felicia in conversation and asks if Felicia has ever done it.” Get to know the characters who will sing their way into your heart in High School Nausea.

Keywords: Variety, Backlash

WIN REG GOOBER’S SILLY BUCKS

“Well, I’m completely humiliating the Republican Party and making it feel like it’s not worthy of holding either the White House or the Congress. So yes, Sarah Palin would be correct.” Be a part of the world’s most arbitrary round of trick or treating in Win Reg Goober’s Silly Bucks.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

WHAT’S YOUR PARTY?

“Whose land is it, anyway?” Argue over whether theft is or isn’t property in What’s Your Party?.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

WESTLAKE/​MACARTHUR PARK

“Why don’t you go piss on the third rail?” See the shocking conclusion in Westlake/​MacArthur Park.

Keywords: Variety, Transit game

EVERYTHING MUST GO

“Short of demanding that you ask us to accomplish less, we are running out of options.” Buy spiffy stuff in Everything Must Go.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

THIS WEEK IN HYPERSPEED DATING

“None of them vomited after the Roulette stopped, so all were eligible to advance.” Avoid those nasty dizzy spells in This Week in Hyperspeed Dating.

Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating

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