WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 22 FEB 2010
“You might well ask why we would ever want to do something that silly.” Come face to face with the dark side of your desires in Office 2010 Was My Idea.
MON 01 FEB 2010
“The away uniform, of course, is a preposterous pink and black adventure that should not be allowed in the presence of children.” Establish the Parents Footballing Council in Scottish Kit Relief.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Scotland, Sport uniforms
MON 30 NOV 2009
“Well then, you’re shit out of luck, aren’t you?” See how much luck your shit contains in Get Set to Know Your World.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 19 OCT 2009
“Pink would be a good choice.” See why NFL teams are missundaztood in Cleaning Up Helmetball.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms
MON 05 OCT 2009
“Unfortunately, we seem to have lost it.” See how we finally came to the same conclusion that you reached years ago in Computer Destruction.
Keywords: Computers, Support
MON 28 SEP 2009
“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB
MON 21 SEP 2009
“Do you have a need to test the newly installed or replaced sidewalks so that teenagers who are using their mobile telephones, PSPs, and Twitter machines will not trip over any discontinuities?” Find out how the likes of Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell can come to your rescue in Decreasing Minus Sizes.
MON 07 SEP 2009
“This is such a time.” Determine the suchness of this time in Only 24 More Places Remain.
MON 31 AUG 2009
“No serious discussion until you’ve finished your incoherent screaming.” Discover what it takes to become Fox News’s best friend in Louder! Less Sensical!.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 03 AUG 2009
“However, the titular question was left unanswered: Why not Al Franken? Support your answer with a proof.” Come face to face with satire in the true to life story of Administrative Notes.
Keywords: Support, Administrivia
MON 13 JUL 2009
“This is adapted from Bill Simmons’s solution to the NBA’s Tankapalooza crisis of 2007.” See how the NBA can be made non-tanktastic again in The NBA: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 06 JUL 2009
“As you are well aware, deaths of famous people are never funny.” Pay your last lack of respect to some important people in Eight Who Could Potentially Be Missed.
MON 22 JUN 2009
“That’s right, the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network continues to broadcast, regardless of whether anyone is watching it.” Take efficiency measurements that no one can confirm in Jokes Will Not Be Provided in This Format.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 15 JUN 2009
“Street installations are designed to last, not to explode.” Find out what sorts of art are designed to do what in How to Identify Street Installations.
Keywords: Support, Instructional video
MON 25 MAY 2009
“The six opponents from the NHL First League are the four teams that finished last in their respective divisions plus two antiwild cards who are seeded first and second.” Find out where the antiwild things are in The NHL: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Ice hockey
MON 06 APR 2009
“The Pro Bowl is played the weekend after the Super Bowl in Honolulu, since the league’s experiment with playing it before the Super Bowl will be a failure.” Be assured of how an all-star game will be received in The NFL: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football
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