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MON 30 SEP 2013
“Therefore she won’t like Tim Tams.” Discover the many unpleasant things that could happen to someone who stands between Amber Lynn and the Tim Tams in Appealing to Lack of Authority.
Keywords: Variety, Logic
MON 29 JUL 2013
“And Edvard’s counterargument that we don’t have a video podcast really didn’t sway me.” Find out how long it takes to download a zero byte file in Our Chance to Make Faces on Mars.
MON 10 JUN 2013
“The following Weekly Whines, presented in chronological order, received honourable mentions.” Find out that ‘The Replacement’ totally got robbed in Greatest Hits.
MON 03 JUN 2013
“Pee Wee Herman is on assignment.” Find out why the basement of the Alamo has been closed for sixteen years in Hot, Fresh Raisin Bread.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
MON 20 MAY 2013
“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.
MON 08 APR 2013
“There is even olivine to be found in parts of Syrtis Major, as well as a variety of interesting dikes.” Make sure Amber Lynn is paying attention in A Variety of Locations on Mars.
MON 18 MAR 2013
“Fifty leagues around the world have had at least one continental champion, of which the Argentine, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Uruguayan, German, Dutch, English, Portuguese, Paraguayan, and Serbian leagues have had at least one world champion.” Discover why PRK Hekari United totally got robbed in 2013 GoobNet Global Football League Cup.
MON 18 FEB 2013
“So what about the rice pudding?” Find out what was strange about Pia Sundhage’s guitar in Respect and Support.
MON 04 FEB 2013
“Hi, I’m Betty White for GoobNet.” Find out how hot it is in Cleveland in Not a Joke, a Sales Campaign.
Keywords: Variety, Advertising
MON 28 JAN 2013
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 14 JAN 2013
“Any damn fool can land on Mars with a huge wad of bounding air bags.” Become familiar with the type of damn fool that made a successful landing in Partial Recall of 2012.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 07 JAN 2013
“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.
MON 17 DEC 2012
“The land that gave America its own oven.” Find out the location of America’s Panini Press in Wholly Objective Indexing of States.
Keywords: Variety, United States
MON 03 DEC 2012
“Criteria include layout and ease of navigation, design, quality, services, and airlines serviced.” Find out why we need so many Wolfgang Puck Expresses in Assessment of Major Terminals.
Keywords: Variety, Aviation
MON 19 NOV 2012
“Presumably that is due to the city’s desire to stay classy.” Determine what we’re yelling about in Yet Another Reason to Wear Long Sleeves.
Keywords: Variety, Sport
MON 05 NOV 2012
“The funds raised will be exchanged for United States dollars, which are only slightly less silly than GoobNet Silly Bucks.” Discover what human beings are good at as we bring you Updates Regarding GoobNet Halloween Events.
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