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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 06 AUG 2018
“They wanted to know how groundbreaking this was, and they wanted to know what other fruits would capture the audience’s attention even more.” Realise that you really wanted to know all about passionfruits in Ethical Standards Optional.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT, Mathematics, Space, Science
MON 22 JAN 2018
“You can hide in your fear bunker and only read news that coincides with your preprogrammed worldview, but that has repeatedly been proven to make the future arrive suddenly without notice when you least expect it.” Watch the fakest fake news that ever faked the news in The Future, and Why You Should Fear It.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 04 DEC 2017
“The event featured speeches by the presidents of FIFA and of Russia, who are top contenders for the Corruption Cup.” Apply a sufficient quantity of palm grease in Calling All Pundits.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 11 SEP 2017
“You don’t need to watch any highlights, or look at any photo galleries, or see any studio analysis that explains in detail how and why Mali held Morocco to a goalless draw when just four days earlier they had lost to the very same opponent 6-0.” Blame Prof Ogden Wernstrom for any Enhanced Similarity.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 05 JUN 2017
“Here at the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network, we believe that when you use your television to view live satellite programming, the live programming you would like to see broadcast from satellites using your television includes such exciting things as runs, hits, errors, sculls, spikes, and stick checks.” Send in a large number of loud complaints about the lack of pistes in The Latest on the Earliest.
MON 17 APR 2017
“You might ask whether this is legal.” You can go about your business and move along to All Sweeps All the Time.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 17 OCT 2016
“And we dare you to find any evidence to the contrary.” Conclude that the correct answer is “all of it” in Let Us Look Down the Ballot.
MON 27 JUN 2016
“That’s not a fly.” Watch out for snakes in The Latest on the Elections That Matter.
MON 01 FEB 2016
“Planets, as usual, have been all over the news recently.” Offer another hollow apology to 134340 Pluto in We’ve Got It All on Earth.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 16 NOV 2015
“My other uterus was vestigial or absent.” Witness the Vagina Monologues take a wrong turn into Boots Saves the Day, As Per Usual.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 12 OCT 2015
“For sheer silliness, one must turn to the Republican and Democratic Parties.” Vote against everything the other guy stands for in Candidates Talk About Candidacy.
MON 13 JUL 2015
“You will no doubt recall our first special on the arrests, titled ‘Beneath the Sheets with Arrested FIFA Officials’.” Don’t get too close to José Maria Marin in United Passions for Money.
MON 16 FEB 2015
“To that we say: The rest of the world can go fuck itself.” Realise that EL James was getting ahead of herself in Fifty Shades Are Blacked Out.
MON 22 DEC 2014
“In fact, so many things are happening that our coffee machine is broken.” Discover why you should have stuck with the hot chocolate in Bees.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
MON 24 NOV 2014
“Or is it the other way around?” Go about things wrong in Waiting for the Big One.
MON 20 OCT 2014
“They are obviously doing something right, considering that their reach is much greater than ours.” Find out why our FuchsiaZone channel is not coming in clearly in Join Us in Keeping Fear Alive.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT
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