WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 25 JUN 2006
"The slogan will be: 'Three men enter. One man leaves. And if his hips still work, he'll be the coach.'" Find a way to profit from oddities in "Togo-Agogo" and Other Stupid Puns.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Togo, Men’s World Cup
SUN 28 MAY 2006
"I'm Jack Abramoff, and GoobNet is so great, I'm practically giving money away!" Join the lovefest in Not Making the Cut.
Keywords: Variety, Administrivia
SUN 21 MAY 2006
"Those in the second row can easily decrement their row number by one, thus placing them in the first row." See the ability to change positions for yourself in Stay Where You Are.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Intercepted document
SUN 07 MAY 2006
"And most importantly, if they're milling about on a train track and not paying attention to whatever locomotives might be bearing down upon them, don't they deserve to die?" Pragmatically turn your whims into principles in You Can't Compare That!.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 30 APR 2006
"If you see something other than a toaster, that's how you know you're not done with the program yet." Find a way to prolong participation in Pulling Out a Massive Hairball.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
SUN 23 APR 2006
"The Capcoms' win over the Firebirds to close the season out may have been a meaningless match, but the team seemed to play with a new sense of purpose that hadn't been in evidence before." Bring order to a chaotic world in Stunted Publicity.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 05 FEB 2006
"Carew will contemplate this information, and then say, 'Ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka-wolka gam-gam-gam-gam ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka...'." Don't be the one to miss Silly Noise Saturday in I Call It the HMS Modesty.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
SUN 08 JAN 2006
"Yeah, I live in the base on Cruella Peak. But I'm thinking of building a habitat on Pongo Planitia." See everything in black and white in Because Old Horizons Just Suck.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system
SUN 01 JAN 2006
"And coincidentally enough, you can see an ESPN original movie, Cheergate: Behind the Stall Door, starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Michelle Thorne, this Saturday night at nine Eastern, six Pacific, right here on ESPN and ESPN HD." Fire up the Unintentional Comedy scale in Santana Muwoss Will Love It.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, Prediction
SUN 25 DEC 2005
"And if any of you media outlets %&@* this up again, we will personally deliver a lottery machine to your office so that you can conduct the experiment yourselves." Get the right answer for a change in It's Advanced Probabilistic Analysis with Tara Reid!.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 30 OCT 2005
"'No, I'm something else invisible,' she responds. 'I'm the coalition's exit strategy.'" Plan for everything except the important stuff in So Much for Paganism.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween
SUN 09 OCT 2005
"He thought about sending that to Fabrice until he realised that you can't use bicycle pumps, plated or not, to pump up a football." Take part in the festive Angolan atmosphere in Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Angola, Men’s World Cup
SUN 12 JUN 2005
"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
SUN 01 MAY 2005
"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.
SUN 24 APR 2005
"That changed this year, when fourth year Kyle Cumberland may have revolutionised flag capturing." Make a difference in your sport in The Girls Are Back in Town.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 03 APR 2005
"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.
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