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307 | Variety |
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160 | Novelty |
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71 | Men’s World Cup |
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21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 16 SEP 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 3 COMPLETE
“You may, however, need your taxpayers’ permission.” See why they’re still pretty darn sad in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 3 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 09 SEP 2013
GEOCENTRIC COVERAGE
“From the crust to the core, you’ll be the first to know about the latest on Earth’s magnetic field, its metallic core – both the liquid and solid layers – and all of the tectonic plates.” Discover who will be our Mohorovičić correspondent in Geocentric Coverage.
MON 02 SEP 2013
VOTING FOR SCIENTIST LAUREATE NOW OPEN
“The winner will be honoured as the first ever Scientist Laureate and will leave immediately for the nineteen public appearances required of the winner.” Don’t miss a special guest appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway in Voting for Scientist Laureate Now Open.
Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate
MON 26 AUG 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 2 COMPLETE
“Those of you who are aware of how maps work will have noticed that the same routes are still being added in this second phase.” Realise that the little N does not mean nowhere in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 2 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 19 AUG 2013
HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 1 COMPLETE
“Elon, we will be pleased to do it for you.” Determine whether we should ever be allowed near the Dragon capsule in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 1 Complete.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 12 AUG 2013
STUMP EDVARD ON TEH INTERWEBS
“I think you’ll find that’s true of most things people post online.” Realise that it might be in your interest to avoid calling that one commenter an ignorant ass fragment in Stump Edvard on Teh Interwebs.
Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Internet
MON 05 AUG 2013
HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 29 JUL 2013
OUR CHANCE TO MAKE FACES ON MARS
“And Edvard’s counterargument that we don’t have a video podcast really didn’t sway me.” Find out how long it takes to download a zero byte file in Our Chance to Make Faces on Mars.
MON 22 JUL 2013
WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil
MON 15 JUL 2013
DO NOT LEAVE IT UNATTENDED
“And don’t ask what this predicament is.” Recognise that it is “Copper is twenty percent more expensive than market forces would otherwise suggest” in Do Not Leave It Unattended.
Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC
MON 08 JUL 2013
MESSI AND ENEMIES
“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.
MON 01 JUL 2013
AN IMPORTANT UPGRADE
“We felt that this made the rent rules needlessly complex.” Know where to land in An Important Upgrade.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Space, Board games
MON 24 JUN 2013
INTERACTION: PROTESTS IN BRAZIL
“So vinegar is a controlled substance in Brazil?” Try the honey mustard instead in Interaction: Protests in Brazil.
Keywords: Novelty, Politics, Interaction, Brazil
MON 17 JUN 2013
ASS PAIRS HANGMAN
“Nobody knows.” Solve the mystery of the missing letters [hint: they’re not missing] in Ass Pairs Hangman.
MON 10 JUN 2013
GREATEST HITS
“The following Weekly Whines, presented in chronological order, received honourable mentions.” Find out that ‘The Replacement’ totally got robbed in Greatest Hits.
Keywords: Variety
MON 03 JUN 2013
HOT, FRESH RAISIN BREAD
“Pee Wee Herman is on assignment.” Find out why the basement of the Alamo has been closed for sixteen years in Hot, Fresh Raisin Bread.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
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