WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 16 JUL 2006
"So, here's your chance to play Luciano Moggi and see if you can be just as corrupt as he is." Prepare the goons in Sale of the Century.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Italy, Interactive
SUN 09 JUL 2006
"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
SUN 02 JUL 2006
"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 25 JUN 2006
"The slogan will be: 'Three men enter. One man leaves. And if his hips still work, he'll be the coach.'" Find a way to profit from oddities in "Togo-Agogo" and Other Stupid Puns.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Togo, Men’s World Cup
SUN 18 JUN 2006
"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 11 JUN 2006
"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 04 JUN 2006
"You are most compatible with someone whose pants stay on even without a belt." Stop thinking about J Lo in Weltmeisterschaft Visitors.
Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
SUN 28 MAY 2006
"I'm Jack Abramoff, and GoobNet is so great, I'm practically giving money away!" Join the lovefest in Not Making the Cut.
Keywords: Variety, Administrivia
SUN 21 MAY 2006
"Those in the second row can easily decrement their row number by one, thus placing them in the first row." See the ability to change positions for yourself in Stay Where You Are.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Intercepted document
SUN 14 MAY 2006
"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 07 MAY 2006
"And most importantly, if they're milling about on a train track and not paying attention to whatever locomotives might be bearing down upon them, don't they deserve to die?" Pragmatically turn your whims into principles in You Can't Compare That!.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 30 APR 2006
"If you see something other than a toaster, that's how you know you're not done with the program yet." Find a way to prolong participation in Pulling Out a Massive Hairball.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
SUN 23 APR 2006
"The Capcoms' win over the Firebirds to close the season out may have been a meaningless match, but the team seemed to play with a new sense of purpose that hadn't been in evidence before." Bring order to a chaotic world in Stunted Publicity.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 16 APR 2006
"Just don't put us at the Spanish announcers' table." Don't lose your place in the script in Does Not Play Well With Others.
SUN 09 APR 2006
"The cannon's base was then painted red, and it became a campus fixture outside Fleming Hovse, the Ali G of Caltech undergraduate houses." Receive maximum respect in Focal Plane: Wandering Weaponry.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane
SUN 02 APR 2006
"Well, I started to act as though I was gradually getting more and more drunk." See why they don't hand Oscars to just anyone in Interaction: Pranks for the Memories.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, April Fools Day
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