WEEKLY WHINE
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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 10 NOV 2008
“One week after Dress Like a Matrix Character Day, Nellie finally engages Felicia in conversation and asks if Felicia has ever done it.” Get to know the characters who will sing their way into your heart in High School Nausea.
Keywords: Variety, Backlash
MON 03 NOV 2008
“Well, I’m completely humiliating the Republican Party and making it feel like it’s not worthy of holding either the White House or the Congress. So yes, Sarah Palin would be correct.” Be a part of the world’s most arbitrary round of trick or treating in Win Reg Goober’s Silly Bucks.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween
MON 20 OCT 2008
“Why don’t you go piss on the third rail?” See the shocking conclusion in Westlake/MacArthur Park.
Keywords: Variety, Transit game
MON 13 OCT 2008
“Short of demanding that you ask us to accomplish less, we are running out of options.” Buy spiffy stuff in Everything Must Go.
Keywords: Variety, Administrivia
MON 06 OCT 2008
“None of them vomited after the Roulette stopped, so all were eligible to advance.” Avoid those nasty dizzy spells in This Week in Hyperspeed Dating.
Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating
MON 01 SEP 2008
“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the teams’ final positions in several major European football leagues.” Enjoy the total accuracy and foreknowledge of the upcoming results of 26 different leagues in Wholly Evident.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 25 AUG 2008
“But for those of us whose rights haven’t been violated [yet], these Olympics were lots of fun.” Disregard the secret police who are following you around in No Horses Allowed.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
MON 11 AUG 2008
“We’re going to do a scene, but everything we say has to be writable, in Chinese, with a certain number of brushstrokes.” See why not everything is on the same side in Whose Opening Ceremony Is It Anyway.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Whose Line
MON 21 JUL 2008
“A player who is the best in his league does not permit his team to reach the playoffs as a wild card and then lose in the first round.” See why it’s so easy for us to criticise other people’s decisions in Correcting Your Mistakes.
Keywords: Sport, Variety
MON 14 JUL 2008
“We are currently shipping a large batch to Lindsay Lohan.” See how our advice can help all walks of life in The Security of Knowing What Is to Come.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 23 JUN 2008
“Remember when you nearly crashed into that one guy on the freeway, but you swerved away just in time, and then that other guy had to swerve out of your way, and he almost crashed into the rail?” Examine some of your previous experiences in Trying New Things.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 02 JUN 2008
“If that shit happens when people get drunk, then yeah, they should totally ban that shit.” Take up the issue of public order in Don’t Drink from a Tube on the Tube.
Keywords: Variety, Vox pops
MON 19 MAY 2008
“If you have not yet heard Mons’s team nickname, afford yourself a giggle, and then contemplate their likely quarterfinal meeting with the Flagfinders.” View more proof that anatomy is always funny in Who Will Take the Flagpole?.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction
MON 07 APR 2008
“Your flying car is ready.” Take part in an activity that will revolutionise humanity in Hilary In Particular.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 24 MAR 2008
“You can thank us for ending America’s addiction to oil, for putting a stop to the violence in Nigeria, for instantaneously making Hugo Chávez irrelevant, and for reversing all of the hard work put in to bring job opportunities to the Iraqi people.” Join us in renovating the world order in Travel by Toilet!.
Keywords: Variety, Obituary
MON 10 MAR 2008
“Philadelphia would have had reservations about scheduling these matches for the same weekend as the NFL’s conference championships, but luckily for all concerned, the Eagles will take a chance on Michael Vick in 2010 and will end up last in their division.” Enjoy our alternate sporting history in Dubai Remains Mostly Harmless.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Prediction
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