WEEKLY WHINE >> 2003
SUN 28 DEC 2003
"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.
SUN 21 DEC 2003
"I'm sorry, but when we're talking about cute spoiled daughters who are next in line to the family fortune, all I can say is: G'uh!" Bust out the pink sweatsuits in Urine Jokes? You Got It.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
SUN 14 DEC 2003
"I mean, who would have thought that someone could have two television shows, and the sitcom would be the one that isn't funny?" Debate the merits of counterintuitive programming in Welcome to the Humourless Era.
SUN 07 DEC 2003
"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....
Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive
SUN 30 NOV 2003
"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.
SUN 23 NOV 2003
"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.
SUN 16 NOV 2003
"But I think that if this goes on much longer, people will start leaving their literal $#!+ around on the streets." Get down with the dirtiest Weekly Whine ever in Interaction: Remaining Affectionate in Public.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 09 NOV 2003
"The phrase mathematical motivational speaker may sound like an oxymoron at first." Encounter potentially misleading word combinations in Focal Plane: Numerical Applications.
Keywords: Mathematics, Novelty, Focal Plane
SUN 02 NOV 2003
"If you kind of squint, and tilt your head to one side, and maybe close one eye, and wave a hand in front of your face, you'll look like a crazy fool." Determine ways to earn distrust in Would You Really Wear That?.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA
SUN 26 OCT 2003
"Man, I'm always the Danish tour guide leading a tour that goes horribly wrong." Repeat the circumstance of introductory anomalies in Magic Guacamole.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
SUN 19 OCT 2003
"Strictly speaking, nobody's done it at all." Rewrite history by rewriting definitions in All Together Now.
SUN 12 OCT 2003
"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
SUN 05 OCT 2003
"Kick their asses for us! Wooooooooooo! Red power, eh!" Support silly outfits in silly outfits in Interaction: Women's World Cup Spectacles.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup
SUN 28 SEP 2003
"She did have a brief fling with the goalpost, but it just didn't treat her right." Terminate unfulfilling relationships in You Go Cheryl.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Women’s World Cup
SUN 21 SEP 2003
"What do you mean you punched your own kidney?" Make violence the answer in Letter Your Game Today.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup
SUN 14 SEP 2003
"You admit to a callous disregard to the very people whose money you want to take." Recognise your inner selfish bastard in SLAP Upside the Brain.
Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP
SUN 07 SEP 2003
"Eeh, you know. Could be worse." Always look on the bright side of life in Interaction: Can Tennis Save Itself?.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Tennis
SUN 31 AUG 2003
"What can you say about a national anthem that was built by uniting a fairly lame poem with a drinking song?" Verify the influence of alcohol on popular culture in National Pride and Other Misconceptions.
SUN 24 AUG 2003
"Come on everyone. You know where we're going with this." Interact in unsurprising fashion in Let's Play Zero.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA
SUN 17 AUG 2003
"Naturally, we Californians can sympathise and offer this helpful advice: Ha ha! You suck!" Generate inappropriate responses to inappropriate situations in Turn Off, Tune Out, Stump Edvard.
SUN 10 AUG 2003
"Your wrongful imprisonment of your so-called 'Rally Monkey' and your shameful forced labour camp are cruel and heartless practises that must be stopped immediately!" Flash into the world's ugliest mob scene in Free the Rally Monkey!.
SUN 03 AUG 2003
"Archimedes kicks Aristotle's ass in any and all categories." Make qualitative comparisons of quantitative specialists in Reliability Ratings.
Keywords: Support
SUN 27 JUL 2003
"Not even if it lets them have a logo that's so silly it's cute: a dribbling raptor with its claws protruding from its sneakers." Deny potential mascot endearments in Lame Name Game.
SUN 20 JUL 2003
"They have a website where they pose with all kinds of things, in all kinds of positions." Treat yourself to a variety of visual effects in Interaction: The Perils of Disjoinment.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 13 JUL 2003
"Yes, it's all here on GoobNet, where you don't need to hit Ctrl-R to refresh your memory." Avoid strokes - key and otherwise - in Leela and Other Silly Names.
SUN 06 JUL 2003
"The US doesn't punish any teams, even if they're sucking permanently. What a dilemma!" Come down like a ton of bricks in League Weakest Link.
SUN 29 JUN 2003
"The Indomitable Lions will wear Foé's name proudly on their shirts." Like someone whose silence was telling in Friendly Foé.
SUN 18 MAY 2003
Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 30 MAR 2003
Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, FIFA, Prediction
SUN 16 FEB 2003
Keywords: Space, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
SUN 09 FEB 2003
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
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